La Pine High School

A small high school in La Pine, Oregon. Basically everyone is related to someone so there’s most likely incest happening in the town. The cliques are like what you see in cheesy 80s movies. You have the nerdiest nerds, popular kids, weird emos, the “best athletes” etc. The hicks think it’s cool to post pictures of confederate flags and proceed to get mad when people call them out for being racist. Sports are the only thing people care about in this school and the sports aren’t even that good. If you don’t do a sport, you’re worthless to the teachers. There’s tons of “Nikolas Cruz” types of kids and expels for threats left and right. Juuling in the bathrooms are considered a religion and if you don’t do it, you’re apparently lame. Most of the boys are fuckbois and only care about getting it with the hoes. The bathroom constantly smell like a mixture of vape and shit. Almost every boy drives a truck because they think they look “mysterious” and they wear cowboy boots. Pretty much everyone are idiots. The staff think they’re funny and quirky when they put on these stupid little dancing skits or whatever. Almost every guy has a girlfriend but she goes to a different school so you don’t know her. The rest of the guys without girlfriend are gay. Everyone is fake and toxic in some way but you can’t change friend groups since your friends have been the same since 2nd grade. In conclusion, LPHS is an interesting school in both a good and b a d way.

“I go to La Pine High School.”
“Oh God I’m so sorry. How many hicks want to fight you for no reason everyday?”

by pbjpseudonym69 January 1, 2019

Sticky Pine Tree

When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.

That fucker gave me a sticky pine tree!!!!

by CrowFace October 16, 2006

Big Pine Bicycle

A slut that lives in Big Pine Key, Florida. She opens her legs to just about any guy willing to give her the time of day. She has been passed around to just about every guy in Big Pine Key. She does not discriminate on age, race or social status, she just loves to take any dick that comes her way. She will swallow you and let you cum wherever you want. She does this to boost her self confidence, but this doesn't work so she keeps weaving through different cliques of dicks trying to find hapiness.

Damn dude I'm horny.

Bro, call up the big pine bicycle! She gives everyone a ride! A lil wore out but just put on a new rubber and she'll ride alright!

by Beentheremanytimes September 7, 2013

Varrio Pine Canyon

An old Norteno neighborhood located in Pine Canyon, King City, CA. Pine Canyon is a quite little area that has always been controlled by the Nortenos. This is an older varrio that is very small now but they still do have youngsters around the streets of Pine Canyon. Most of the youngsters joined King City Gardens and ally of VPC

So wassup little homie you wanna come up from varrio pine canyon VPC

by ebk X1V December 18, 2018

mexican pine cone

During intercourse doggy style the male inserts ice cube(s) into the woman's vagina and proceeds to do her vacuum style.

Brady: " so how did it go last night?"
James: "I gave that hoe a mexican pine cone."
Kenzie: "whats a mexican pine cone?"
Brady and James: facepalm

by jellyjd May 21, 2010

go sit on a pine cone

A sentence that really has no meaning but sounds horrible, Basically a way of saying "go fuck yourself"

"Boy yo girlfriend ugly as hell"
"fuck you, go sit on a pine cone

by Dirtysprites2 October 2, 2016

Oscar Pine

hot young boy in the anime RWBY possessed by an incredibly attractive and mysterious man that died in one of the volumes but was introduced in the first episode

but oscar however, was introduced in volume 5 and is sticking with the rest of team RWBY as they continue with their journey in {Volume 6

Person 1: oh my god! that boy is so hot~
Person 2: thats Oscar Pine.

Person 1: *claims*

by Salty ;) January 3, 2019