A cunt's picnic

A gathering of cunts.

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023

pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.

Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!

by mgdu October 19, 2022

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

rainy picnic

We grew up being told we were special and thinking we could be anything we wanted. Rainy Picnic is what was supposed to be an amazing plan on which you put so many expectations and motivation and for some reason -that has or not anything to do with you- turns out to be a total fiasco. Just like life.

- I love you.
- Thank you.
- I mean it, I love you so much.
- Thank you very much.

... my life is so Rainy Picnic :(

by alexphil August 31, 2018

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

booty picnic

1. When you have a orgy of ass or booty eating

2. When your girl lets you eat her ass or booty in public

3. Having a picnic and eating something that tastes like ass or booty

Jim- Yo dog, I'm finna have a BOOTY PICNIC
John- Ayyyeeeeeeeeeee

by William118abc May 25, 2016