A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!
Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!
Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!
Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018
A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
by monkeydust1234 January 23, 2025
by John Henry Cabbott May 03, 2021
A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano
by therealconnorgriffith June 19, 2017
When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings
by funnypiano July 16, 2024
When you go up and down someone's body, tapping at the erogenous points (nipples, sides, belly button)
1. Yo Carly played the reverse piano on me yesterday.
2. Man, I almost had a reverse piano going but his parents cane home.
2. Man, I almost had a reverse piano going but his parents cane home.
by Datterdick July 12, 2019