dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015

Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.

I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.

by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019

Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.

Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!

by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018

Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.

"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"

by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018

dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano

Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!

by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017

Piano accordian

Father (I miss you)

Someone: Omg where is your piano accordian
Me:he's dead

by Bank....?, February 10, 2021

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024