Dababy-phobia

You should know , it’s - your scared if da baby ;-;

Boy #1: Look! It’s dababy!
Boy#2: Augh, I have dababy-phobia..

by PersonThatsHavingDababyPhobia December 30, 2021

Jisung Phobia

I very rare phobia, only consists of people who know a individual that is named Jisung. Symptoms include, increased alertness for someone slapping you, scared of twerking and the most common symptom, being very horny very suddenly. It is recommended to see a therapist immediately if you get any of these symptoms.

Person1: Hey guys I’m starting to feel horny all of a sudden, please help
Person 2: Oh shit man, I think you got Jisung Phobia
Person 1: fuck

by urmomgae2009 January 10, 2022

Dis-phobia

when you're scared of being disabled.

wagwan bro i got dis-phobia

by pickledcheerio May 21, 2022

White Van Phobia

The fear of being hit by a white van while crossing a road. This may be as a result of past experiences or it could very well be genetic. Sometimes the sufferer will refuse to cross the road even if the white van stops for them to cross.

Julian: Dude it's a green light, just cross already.
Wallace: I can't man, I don't trust that white van.
Julian: Ahhh White Van phobia!

Graham: Don't cross man! You'll get yourself killed!
Samuel: Will you calm down, it's just a van, and it's still a long way away from us.
Graham: It's not just any van, it's a white van!
Samuel: Dude, seriously see a Doctor or something, you obviously have White van phobia.

by MrHorizontal February 13, 2010

Phonix

1.The master, the best, number one, you can't do better than it 2.all ways on time, can trust this person with your gold bars 3. Friendly, helpful, dominates in every way, shape and form, better than the rest.

"I'm the 'Phonix' of this trade"
"Man thats Phonix"

by motox_450 February 24, 2010

phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

by Mister D October 18, 2004

Phonie

A person you only talk to on the phone and don't actually do anything with.

A she's just a phonie.

by Basilisk04 June 10, 2021