phlob

A loser or flop of an ex boyfriend. Typically named Doug.

Doug is such a phlob, why was I with him

by Phlobtart August 6, 2019

Phloam

Semen, sperm. Taken from the Aphex Twin song that sounds like laptops having hot sex.

I covered my bitch with phloam last night.

by Dizzle Fizzler October 20, 2008

phlogiston

Hot semen.

My girl wanted a facial in a salon, but we couldn’t afford it. So I instead covered her face with my phlogiston.

by johnfelon February 20, 2017

Phloged

When you are burnt to a crisp by a braindead Pyro using a Phlogistinator in Team Fortress 2

"This dumb fucking Pyro just phloged me"

by MurderRoach March 30, 2021

phlogistonning

Phlogistonning: When you come late to an internet thread and you are afraid that no one is going to see your comment so instead of just sucking it up and taking it like a flan you start a new post about the exact same topic in the same community.

Phlogistonning: "Oh no, too many people have posted their selfies already, no one is gonna see my selfie, I swear to god I am gonna make people see me, time to phlogiston this bitch"

by AbsoIuteIyAmbitious July 12, 2023

Phlogging

To fire a blow-torch directly at one's penis for a extended amount of time

Man, yesterday i slept with that Makima cosplayer and she was phlogging me the whole night!

by Jillog March 31, 2024

Smoigle-phlogle

Smoigle-phlogle
Is when you wake up at 5 in the morning have a shower, fall in the shower 2 times, eat breakfast than trip 87 times on the stairs down to the basement, get lost in your own bathroom and burn your paints without hands.

“AAAAAAA IM DIEING THAT WAS A MAJOR Smoigle-phlogle 100% IM SO DEAD WHERE AM I WHERE IS MY HANDS I HAVE SCOLIOSIS AAAAAAAAAA! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE OH THE PAIN IM AAAAAAA—“

by Toes migee September 16, 2022