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Philadelphia Cheesesteak

Verb.

Sexual Act.

When a man is fucking a colostomy hole of a female or male. Followed up by the one who's hole is being fucked to grab the shit covered dick and suck it clean and until completion. At which point they swallow the filthy dirty load with joy.
Her asshole was sewn shut but i still wanted anal, so I gave her a Philadelphia sidecar and she went all the way to giving me a Philadelphia cheesesteak.
by CptchucklesE620 April 5, 2019
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the philadelphian

an apartment building in center city of philadelphia right off of kelly drive.
i just went to the philadelphian to see my grandparents
by big hurce April 28, 2006
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North Philadelphia

The worst part of Philly. In other parts of the city if you wear a giants jersey you probably get into a fight but here death is assured.
Man1: Hey I think i wanna buy a house in North Philadelphia
Man 2: I wouldn't.
Man 1: i think i will.
*6 months pass*
Priest: We are gathered here today to commemorate the life of insert niggas who died in North Philly would anyone like to say anything
Man1: I told you so.
by DBongoMotto July 27, 2018
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Philadelphia Eaglets

A semi pro team in the NFC East that has never won a Super Bowl. Known for having unruly and rude fans that appear to be ignorant to most NFL fans.
That guy must be rooting for the Philadelphia Eaglets, he's throwing snowballs at the police officer in blue because he thinks he is a NY Giants fan.
by rockinraydog January 9, 2010
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Philadelphia

A city that is home to the Eagles football team, which this coming Superbowl, is going to smash the fucking Patriots. Philadelphia is also three and a half times larger than Boston, and has a much better skyline.
Those stupid Bostonians with their New England Patriots; they never learn.
by Actually a Colts Fan February 5, 2005
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Philadelphia Eagles

A team that drafts a 🗑 Quarterback even know they have one.
Me: Dude, the Philadelphia Eagles are fucking dumb
by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020
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Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
by RedDan69 April 22, 2011
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