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philosopher

One who says lines of the syntax:
"As a famous philosopher once said..."
A Spanish phrase is often included in after the introduction.
As a slightly less known philosopher once said: "We report in menos days."

As a famous philosopher once said, "Interests connect people."

Yeah, these next 2.5 weeks will be "mucho long" (Philosopher).
by Philosopher Parms July 9, 2011
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philosopher

A person who thinks philosophy is a real job. A person who thinks about senseless things, then tries to convince everyone that he is right.
Philosopher: Is it alright to lie?

Student: Sometimes, I suppose

Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.

Student: Uhh, no then.

Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?

Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
by shotoku64 January 11, 2011
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Somone who plays Pok'e'mon-Go to kidnap kids.
*news cast sound* Today Poke-Phile, 40yr old men using Pok'e'mon-go to kidnap kids *news sound*
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Philey

Athletic good looking man with a large penis and strong abbs. this individual is good at all board-sports and sports involving water.

Phileys' are usually african american. if you see a white Philey call him a wanna be wankster.
Phileys have a cornucopia of skills and should be trusted and are Pimps.
Wanna kick it with Philey? He's such a bad ass and cool guy.
all the girls want his cock
by 2010 to the end April 17, 2010
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Philosexual

Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.

Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.
"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."

"What's that?"

"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."

"Wow! That's really interesting!"
by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020
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philistine

an uncircumcised pegan also know as a turtleneck, hoodie, or anteater due to the fact that the philistines were uncircumcised and the jews were.
Sick dude, your a philistine!
by Petrix October 8, 2006
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philosiphizing

Waxing philosophic when drunk. People doing this can often get preachy or obnoxious.
Last night I was philosiphizing about women.
by johnnynuxxx April 9, 2010
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