Pendleton

A guy whose sweatshirt is bigger and has a ball shape near his penis he like cokeacola

Pendleton likes cokeacola

by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019

get pentecostal

Freaking out about something to the point of losing control. Similar to the way Pentecostals lose their shit about jesus and start speaking in toungues.

jimmy: Dude, that chick just totally blue balled you.
daryl: I know, broseph. i'm about to get pentecostal on her ass!

corky: Whoa, did you see that guy throwing shit at the bartender?!
terrance: For sure, dude was gettin' pentecostal!

by antlerandco April 11, 2011

penile infarction

V. the act of being attacked by a penis.
N. Penis Attack

I was just walking through the mall and all of the sudden a penile infarction came out of nowhere! I was scared I didn't know what to do!

by jd88 December 29, 2007

Penule

a rare affliction in which the recipients penis begins to swing like a pendulum, which can only be resolved by applying copius amounts of monkey semen to the effected area

i was out in town last night, but i had to head home as i got a phat penule!

by Ocelot36 August 8, 2009

penile gland

A gland located in the penis. Simulating this gland can cause erection as well as eruption

Peter rubbed my penile gland until I sprayed that shit all over his face

by someone February 6, 2003

penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.

All guys are penile by nature!

by USAF Cadet July 2, 2021

penile punishment

a bizarre punishment given to a girl or woman in which she has to agree to be fucked; penile penetration as a punishment meted out to a girl or woman.

The girl committed a minor mistake but staggeringly got penile punishment.

by uttam maharjan August 31, 2010