Person who post about their relationship hardships on reddit thinking they'll get upvoted and people will take pitty on them.
Me mude a los EU con mi pareja hace 2 años, me pego los cuernos y ando tratando de arreglar las cosas con el. Tengo un dolor inmenso, me paso con pesadillas y no es lo mismo. Ya tenia mis sospechas pero duele. Aunque ame la persona y me dan ganas de correr pero a la misma de tratar arreglar las cosas por que no hay interacción que compare . Trate de explicarle por mas que me duela que no soy la persona indicada para el de acuerdo a sus necesidades.
Lo sé, soy un Pendejo.
Lo sé, soy un Pendejo.
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"Yeah, I got this job out of total luck, I don't even know what to make of it. Guess I'll be working on a Penske file then"
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Travis pendergasted everyone in the room when he said the Leaves were the first band to record the song "Hey Joe" while we were listening to Hendrix.
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