Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
by Vorlon007 August 24, 2016
by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016
To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.
“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”
by Fatlousie June 16, 2019
Cam: Yo guess who had a threesome last night
Donny: Was it a Lucy Pearl?
Cam:.....yeah
Donny: That doesn't count!
Donny: Was it a Lucy Pearl?
Cam:.....yeah
Donny: That doesn't count!
by Mastermind15 November 03, 2007
by HeisenbergFromHitTVShowBrBa June 02, 2021
Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.
1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?
2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!
2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!
by The aubergine man July 12, 2023