Patrick

The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.

Patrick... you can’t say that....

Patrick by RealGurl April 24, 2019

Patrick

A dick

Oh he’s such a dick.. must be a Patrick

Patrick by Wwwiloveturtles May 2, 2019

Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.

Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.

Patrick by [e-mail] May 8, 2019

Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

Patrick by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.

"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."

Patrick by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019

Patrick

He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!

Person one- oh look it’s Patrick

Person two- lets go say hi

Patrick by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019

Patrick

An ugly person with a really fucked up hairline.

You know patrick.
Yea he’s fucking retarded

Patrick by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019