Patrick

A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.

What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick"

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"Says Joe

by Joe Finkelberry January 13, 2010

Patrick

A complete loser and moron and dumber than any one else

Guy#1:Look at Patrick man, he's jiggling!

Guy#2:I know!!!! Patrick's such a little chode nugget.

by 123679135120382631278902136827 May 5, 2010

Patrick

someone who has a penis shorter than his toe

omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick

by bigslayer77181 January 1, 2017

Patrick

asshole bitch fucks ugly girls

patrick

by serpent1001 June 27, 2016

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

Patrick

Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks

Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce

by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020

Patrick

Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments

Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me

by That irish bastered July 7, 2018