Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
by Dark5iide March 31, 2014
When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
by Tomjen August 17, 2009
When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019
A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
by Mistresssilent August 20, 2009
When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
by Fish daddy June 19, 2015
To make love; To smash pasty's.
"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
by Caenfayre September 25, 2017