Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

painting

"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.

Haha, caught you painting last nite.

I've got a feeling your busy painting!!!

"Just gonna have a paint before i go out"

by Bec & Seb October 29, 2006

painting

after a man ejaculates upon a woman he uses his dick like a brush to paint a picture with his semen. the painting is usually simple and temporary

for her 18th birthday amanda's boyfriend gave her a PAINTING of a present

by Simon Riley June 24, 2010

cave painting

a cave painting is when you are doing a girl doggy stle while she is on her period. And you pull out and draw something on her butt cheek with the blood.

I pulled out and drew a little buffalo on her ass.

by william carr April 29, 2005

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010