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yella pages

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.
Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.
by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006
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fattie page

A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.

The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.

The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?

James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
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Page Eighted

To accidentally expose yourself in a lie, spoof, or scam. The proper response after page eighting oneself is "SONOFABITCH!"
H4h4 R0FL j00 +0+a11y p4g3 8ed j00!

SONOFABITCH!!!
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.
if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.
by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010
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Ryan Page Orgy

When a group of men get together and jerk each other off.
Common gay slang in the I.E.

Sometimes used in place of 'circle jerk', 'man train', 'gay orgy'.
"Shut up Jon, you aren't even a part of this Ryan Page Orgy."
"You hear about the RP Orgy going down this weekend? You down?"
by Driftir November 13, 2011
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page six

to be so hammered or drunk or wasted, if you were a celebrity you would be name dropped in the NY Post's Gossip Column Page Six
Wow man a rough night last night,we got so f'ed up I was definitely page six material
by thewordsthewords June 16, 2008
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paedonecrozoophilia

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals
That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile
by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003
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