oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

oyster stain

(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week

I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain

by niharissmart1 October 13, 2018

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

oyster boy

oyster boy is an unfortunate half oyster, half human that was born when his parents got married and ate mollusks and fish on the isle of Capri by the sea, then his mother made a wish so he was born! the story goes that his parents are really upset that he is half oyster and can't have sex anymore so they go to the doctor and he says oysters improve sexual powers so they end up eating poor oyster boy and he is buried by the sea! *Weeps*
(He comes from Tim Burton's poetry book called "The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy & Other Stories")

A cross of grey driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.
But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.

by Oyster_Girl666 December 1, 2007

Skin Oyster

A small rare sea creature living between a woman's legs.

Jack: Hello, shopkeep. I'd like a gallon of your finest milk post-haste!
Shopkeep: Yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her Skin Oyster last night?
Jack: Yes, and dat pussy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.

by IcumAgallon November 26, 2009

Glasgow Oyster

To expel a large phlemgy spit onto anothers face.

Ahh'm gonna floz a glasgow oyster in yer face

by The Urban Dandy July 23, 2010

oyster bar

The opposite of a sausage party. A room full of women who are as hard to get into as an oyster.

We went to the bar and Brooke and Anna Mae had already turned the place into an oyster bar by bringing all of their lesbo friends.

by The Shucker June 30, 2011