oniontown

small group of people living together in dover in easter dutchess county new york. The "Oniontowners" have no tolerence for outsiders. All the roads are dirt roads. There used to be farm there that grew onions but the farms shut down and some people just contiinued living there and the land was split. There is inbreeding within the family ties and it causes disformality giving the "oniontowerns" unique features. Onion town is placed shown on maps but its roads arent beause there are all dirt roads. The kids do attened schools in the community but besides that oniontown is isolated from the community. Most people are scared to go into onion town and just leave them alone. Onion town is a scaryyy place.

- yesterday my car broke down in oniontown
- o shit man wat did u do?
- well some weird looking ppl came out and started screaming at me there was garbage everywhere and dead animals i was so scared i just ran and got a bus theres no way im going back to get my car.

by Dott February 1, 2008

onion boy syndrome

When a person ever so delicately implements the Onision™ technique of looking up and quoting word definitions into their argument.

Bob: Sandra, he's 14 you're a pedo.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.

by EzzieHime.jpg June 11, 2018

The Duluth Crumbly Onion

The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.

Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.

by Dwight Mannly March 24, 2007

onion booty

a booty with hips that curve out similar to the curves of an onion small waist, fat ass.

damn from behind with that small waist shorty's ass looks like and onion.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

onion

a very nice ass on a hot chick
origin : ass is so fine it makes me want to cry (as an onion does)

damn! did you see the onion on that bitch?

by greg2112 June 26, 2002

Bloomin' Onion

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.

Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.

by Steviepq October 9, 2007

giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

by mram November 5, 2007