Mr. Paul E. Tickes

A pompous and condescending politician.

Mr. Paul E. Tickes passed a new law banning plastic straws and a fine of up to $2,000 if it's violated.

by The Ferocious Whomper October 8, 2021

Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018

tick-tock seat lock

Used to claim ownership of a seat in the owners absence. Similar to squaters or fives. Can be shortened to simply "tick-tock

I'm gonna grab a soda, tick-tock seat lock

by Aaron Holderman January 3, 2006

Mr. Paul E. Tickes

The personification of politics.

Mr. Paul E. Tickes is an evil and selfish man

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021

tick-tock-clock

A person who sleeps early, wakes up early, and is always on time.

Yeah, I'm late! I ain't no fuckin' Tick-tock-clock

by yahnahbrah April 10, 2015

3-tick-dick-flick

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.

Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

by Nex (level:1001) May 30, 2016

Blue Tick Ass Wiper

Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.

Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why

by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015