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Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.
Man I really did a Freaking Emails
by Jame bonde November 17, 2020
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Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.
Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.
by dohneoh October 6, 2023
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email

email where my school spams me with fuckinemails. Now thats hell
by Echo the furry November 7, 2019
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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email gap

(n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.
"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."

-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010
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Email

Something that I never get from Urban Dictionary even if my definitions were not published.
Person 1: urban dictionary didn’t publish 3 definitions I made!
Person 2: does it say anything in the email they sent?
Person 1: they didn’t send an email! I don’t know what people are talking about!
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Email Hackering

A form of online forgery in which a troll or spammer uses your email address to subscribe you to numerous sites you don't recall signing up for in the first place.

They do this to spam up the email accounts of their victims and humilate them online, often to some kind of sick fetish site or the like.
"Hey Dan...I didn't know you signed up for sissy kiss."

"What? I don't recall signing up for that site at all."

"You must have fallen victim to a case of email hackering."
by MM132 July 31, 2012
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