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by ;jojiosdfnklsdfnilasdfbjklasdf April 22, 2021
Have you ever heard someone say that their "eyes hold a million stars"?
Well, that's something taken from the eyes of Lee Felix, whose eyes shine brighter than any star. You could also say that the stars that didn't fit there fell onto his face and made a galaxy of sorts.
"Just look at him! His eyes hold a million stars, they're beautiful!"
Well, that's something taken from the eyes of Lee Felix, whose eyes shine brighter than any star. You could also say that the stars that didn't fit there fell onto his face and made a galaxy of sorts.
"Just look at him! His eyes hold a million stars, they're beautiful!"
by taSzKZ October 02, 2021
Maximilian Thom is a very attractive male. He is most commonly known to have glossy black curls piled on top of his head, a freckly nose, and the softest lips in the whole world. In his spare time, Max would like to look up soccer news, and research random things on Wikipedia. Maximilian has a kind heart, and loves helping people. He encourages diversity and enjoys being an Obama supporter. Mr. Million is definitely a number 1.
by Whiteandbluee July 23, 2009
by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020
I called him a wumao, but then he linked me to an Harvard journal article that determined wumaos don’t exist, and he asked me if I’m part of the “300 Million Dollar Army,” which I researched and DOES exist. Then I found the term 300 Million Dollar Army on urban dictionary and downvoted it while submissively urinating from the force of the defeat.
by jchristian January 25, 2022
Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.
"Heard of monkeygate?"
"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."
"I'm concerned about how you know that."
"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."
"I'm concerned about how you know that."
by caseyvet December 14, 2023
by Hym Iam January 12, 2025