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Crimson Grenade

When a girl pulls out her tampon and throws it at someone.
When I was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my Spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her tampon and throw it across the room - otherwise known as 'firing the Crimson Grenade'
by Sordid Shuang July 29, 2015
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riding the crimson wave

When a woman is on her period.
Man, I hate riding the crimson wave. I get so bloated. . .
by Synthetikax May 19, 2007
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crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"
by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013
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SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.
by weave August 25, 2003
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Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
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Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.
In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.
by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004
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Crimson knuckle-fuck

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.
I gave the missus a crimson knuckle-fuck last night.... it got messy.
by L1feLus7 April 1, 2009
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