by daggershagger January 04, 2019
Biggest asshole you will EVER meet! An Oliver typically thinks he knows everything and dances like a fish out of water. Olivers have ZERO stamina, they cannot even go for more than 10 days without wanking their shlong. In fact hes probably cranking one in this cup this very moment. The only thing more predictable than his unfunny jokes is his insane amount of horniness. No matter how much of an absolutely condescending dick he is, we love him unconditionally <3 Люблю тебя ;)
Girl: How'd your date go?
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..
by mackdaddy143143 November 10, 2018
by LongFatCock March 12, 2019
by BakedBEANS007 December 15, 2019
A white human. Olivers are stupid, dumb, gay, and retarded. They love to play with their skinny penis, and fuck their dad up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.
Olivers are the most reatarded ever. If one wants to adopt you, don't let him. You will regret it.
That Oliver is such a pussy. He's a retarded one.
It's my turn to fuck daddy, mommy. He's been cuddling with you all night.
The Oliver shows his love by kneading and sucking.
Olivers are the most reatarded ever. If one wants to adopt you, don't let him. You will regret it.
That Oliver is such a pussy. He's a retarded one.
It's my turn to fuck daddy, mommy. He's been cuddling with you all night.
The Oliver shows his love by kneading and sucking.
by (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ! June 06, 2019
has a tiny peepee, the smallest of all the peepees in the world. He has a bigger bellybutton than penis. He likes to finger himself though. He appreciates vaginal tearing by Danny, but his peepee is too small to tear it.
by Danny5 September 20, 2011