A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).
Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020
Get the Calvin Flexmug. Where a "flexer" uses someone else's flex power and pass it off as their own therefore committing Flex Fraud
Flexer: look at my car collection in my garage
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?
by FadingSins January 18, 2020
Get the Flex Fraudmug. The act of “putting your money where your mouth is” by rising to the occasion or backing down. Much like “nut up or shut up”, it is a challenge to someone who has said that they would do something to show strength—usually an aggressive or bold course of action. It is frequently an ultimatum to call someone’s bluff after they’ve been running off at the mouth about what they could or would do in any given situation. The term is used to shut down foolish declarations made by wanna-be types who have something to prove to themselves and others, but they often lack the ability to follow through.
Girl #1: “If Karly tries to step to me, she can catch these hands!”
Girl #2: “I think Karly might have heard what you said…she’s coming over here.”
Girl #1: “I don’t care if she heard!”
Karly: “Oh, yeah?!? Flex or fold!”
Girl #1: “JK, Karly…you know you’re my girl.”
(After mean-mugging Girl #1)
Karly: “That’s what I thought.”
Girl #2: “I think Karly might have heard what you said…she’s coming over here.”
Girl #1: “I don’t care if she heard!”
Karly: “Oh, yeah?!? Flex or fold!”
Girl #1: “JK, Karly…you know you’re my girl.”
(After mean-mugging Girl #1)
Karly: “That’s what I thought.”
by Gemini Grammarian February 4, 2022
Get the Flex or foldmug. Flexing done prepared, not just out of the blue. Originated from Lil Tay's flexing, and the opposite of uncoordinated flex in which people flex at anytime anywhere.
by FL4ym3Burn June 13, 2018
Get the coordinated flexmug. When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.
Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.
by IcyHot June 9, 2017
Get the Flex Offmug. To show off on social media (mostly Twitter hence the name) but since your on social media people can't tell if your lying. But if it's Twitter flexing then it is most definitely a lie
Guy1: holy shit this guy on twitter got like 100 coupes!
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
by Mc BushPig June 16, 2017
Get the twitter flexmug. by Kaichester August 29, 2009
Get the sex-flexmug.