Chicken Nooget

The act of protecting your friend from a touchy female.

A friend is getting touched by a girl he doesn’t want so he yells “Chicken Nooget!!” You must immediately attack said female and rip her away from her.

by Dulygoat January 4, 2024

chicken nooget

When your getting touched by a girl you dont like so you scream “chicken nooget” and your friend comes and absolutely beats the shit out of the bitch.

Girl:Omg i love you so much daddy
Victim: “CHICKEN NOOGET”
Friend 2: *absolutely fucking obliterates the ugly bitch*

by Phillyxrackxzz January 4, 2024

Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025

Creme Egg Nogger

A reverse Egg Nogger i.e. someone who is not white by race but is secretly white on the inside, much like a creme egg.

man Lee Jun Wu is for sure a Creme Egg Nogger, he doesn't even get maths tutoring!

by D E A T H P L E A S E June 6, 2016

That really nocks my noggers

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.

Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.

by famlyfrendlycontnt January 26, 2019

nig nag nogger

A term used for a person who regularly uses drugs.

This nig nag nogger stole my Jazz Cabbage, imma stab his ass!

by goat_fucker_69 April 27, 2021