nob cheese

You can't deny it hahahahahaha

'Mason's got nob cheese!' hahahahaha

by Katrina Clegg March 29, 2005

Nob ed

A person wiv a dick on their head

That Jimmy Bob Ben Bernard sure is a nob ed i wish he was dead, like patrick and fred, wiv a head full of lead

by =CC= September 11, 2003

nob head

one whose skull bone structure bears more than a passing resemblance to a penis

hey who is that penis shaped Cranium guy?

aw its just some nob head

by Sid67 November 24, 2004

Nob Goblin

A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge

Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin

by Rebecca mercy llody June 8, 2015

Nob ed

U can tell by woodys definition that he/she is a tad camp.
a nob ed is sum1 that was unfortunately born wiv the male genitalier on their head

Arnold Schwartsenegger takes baths

Ravaged Woman Buys Car

by =CC= November 23, 2003

Nob-shite

Noun

Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.

1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"

by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010

Nob Jockey

A man who rides another mans penis

Indy is such a nob jockey. He just loves Bens nob up hes bum.

by indyben October 11, 2013