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You're a nurse and had a long day working fulltime plus six emergencies. One patient's left leg was wrongly amputated (it should have been his left nose wing). You cried because you felt his disbelief. And then he proposed to you on his intact knee which turned out weird. Your colleague Julie gives you a lift home and confesses her love to you. She is a single mum and we all know what thats about so you hug her, kiss her cheeks and tell her she is beautiful and you ask her to endure these hardships for one day someone will notice her angelic struggle and honor her for that.
You get out of the car all tense and confused and open the door only to be greeted by at least 8 envelopes containing bills. Now you get a little sad and quiet and open the fridge to find that one consoler. Did Jim drink all the fucking beers?
After a quick shower you slowly enter sleepo mode and lay down. Your breathing wakes Jim, he turns around and hugs you from behind, his hands 3D-silhouetting your body lines. After squeezing your buttcheeks you notice Jim's coming to life and lust and you dismiss the idea of falling asleep. Your fat ass circles his cobra which now arrows for its target. This kind of playing along with his kisses all over your neck and back and heavy breathing gets you so damn hot, horny and wet. You cant wait any longer. But Jim, the fucking teaser that he is, keeps you craving that first shove. You turn around and suck him off, sucking and slurping like its your last day on earth. Before he cums you turn around again offering him your dripping behind. He finishes and falls asleep in you.
by Krkič April 23, 2019
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you are

Person 1: God, this homework is so hard!

Person 2: You're so hard.
by Bob Dill February 6, 2005
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pull a you on you

if I treated you as you treat me
If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit

Don't get mad if I pull a you on you
by Endmeplease September 3, 2018
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You

Just imagining…. YOU! US!!! Sends me to euphoria!!!!
YOU… are all I want❤️❤️❤️
by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 24, 2023
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ARE YOU

Meaning you can't be serious. Saying that it will never happen.
Man 1: Ah dog you should talk to Stacy.
Man 2: Are you, she busted.
by TRIPLE C- December 8, 2004
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You do You

1. the act of doing what one believes is the right decision, being oneself

2. a response when somebody constantly asks for suggestions, but doesn't actually need or listen to them
1. Person: "Dude, I just dropped, like, 20 bucks on a scooter.

Person: "Cool, you do you."

2. Person: "But I really think I should get Subway."

Person: "You do You, man."
by personthingything June 26, 2016
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You Define You

Just like you are what you eat, you are a manifestation of what you think and feel about yourself. Bullies can't steal your joy, unless you let them. They can beat you, they can steal your possessions, they can try to cut you down with words, but they will never steal the joy inside your soul because you know better; you know who you are. You Define You and it shows by the honorable way you live, everyday. You are a brave leader and you set the standard of what that means. You are stronger. So smile, k. :)
"Try as you may, you don't define me, I do! (Through my own thoughts and actions.) And I don't define you. You Define You!"
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