nipple cupcakes

Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.

"I want me some nipple cupcakes!"

by Dana C February 17, 2008

Snaggle Nipple

An extra long ferocious nipple that has a mind of its own.

Phyllis has a 4 inch snaggle nipple. It's real angry and curves to the left.

by snaggle1 October 17, 2011

braille nipples

The presence of small bumps around the permiter of the arrealar region of the breast.

It affords the opportunity for blind men to experience the wonder that is the arreola.

Stevie Wonder was thankful for the existence of braille nipples so that he may fully appreciate the female physique.

by The President and Co. July 18, 2006

atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.

Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

nipple tugs

A rare feature on shirt pockets that replace the usual button with an adjustable drawstring loop.

"Check out that guy's shirt, it's got nipple tugs sticking out of the front. Guess he likes being dragged around a lot"

by Kurash April 25, 2010

shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B July 5, 2010