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cupcake nigel

nigel acts the hard chatroom cunt but everyone here knows what a pathetic belly crawling invertebrate he really is. you survive on BDS pity alone
by mrs tosser November 8, 2025
mugGet the cupcake nigelmug.

nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL
by mrs tosser September 22, 2025
mugGet the nigels chink birth signmug.

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
mugGet the nigel suicide wankmug.

Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude
Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.
by George7788 January 10, 2025
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021
mugGet the Nigelismmug.

lying nigel

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election
by Hellminion September 20, 2025
mugGet the lying nigelmug.

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