cupcake nigel

nigel acts the hard chatroom cunt but everyone here knows what a pathetic belly crawling invertebrate he really is. you survive on BDS pity alone

cupcake nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'

Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.

by Masterg1 November 24, 2023

Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo

A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.

by Lnmb January 6, 2019

nigel snitchberry

A porn stached man who resembles Nigel Thornberry who is also a company informant.

There goes Nigel Snitchberry spying on the guys again!

by The Punisher4 May 19, 2017

nigels mums empathy

My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club

nigels mums empathy cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.

Wow that guy gets all the girls, he must be a "Nigel Shahbaz!"

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025