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Nigel

A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.

He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
Fuck off nigel, you littl dipshit
by P'taters November 21, 2018
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel

A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.
Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.
by a_sister May 31, 2023
mugGet the Nigelmug.

cat lubbing nigel

nigel lubs to 69 four legged puzzy. then sticks his anus through the cat flap for kitty to lick
by mrs tosser October 10, 2025
mugGet the cat lubbing nigelmug.

Nigel

someone that is freakishly weird and is a loner (this word exactly describes Mr Magson)
by ana oop September 17, 2019
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.
Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats
by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel INCEL

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.
by Xyzboy June 7, 2025
mugGet the Nigel INCELmug.

nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair
Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the nigel online policemanmug.

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