Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Static Negativity

When you experience a situation where someone speaks with a slight heart every time they open their mouth, and your eyes automatically fade into the background.

“...the other day I was reading a post from someone on Facebook, and I immediately fell into an anxious state because there was so much static negativity bouncing off of their words”

by Blah Blah Blahnick December 20, 2018

Negative Six

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.

Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug

by trapstick March 17, 2021

negative 60

Negative 60 is when you get an embarrassing score playing cards

Hey Marshall I heard you got a negative 60

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Neg Kelly

A fat person neg Kelly- big belly

“Seen that fella over there lad”

“Hahaha arrrr he’s neg Kelly him watttt”

by R kid mixer man September 23, 2023

Negative Rizz

When you can't talk to girls

Drylan has negative rizz they way he fumbles all his girls

by Atypical_Person May 3, 2023