Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

Like my shit doesn't stink

That is the only thing motivating the people here.

Hym "You don't want me to be able to walk around like my shit doesn't stink even though I'm surrounded by you idiots and I use public bathrooms and I KNOW that yours stinks worse. So, fuck you. Animation lost the vote. Do the Animation. Compare it to 'The Manhwa were the main character's power is a HUD. He's the Shadow monarch' let's see if you can beat one piece too. I'll even watch it myself and promote it myself. Hell! If I get my money I will even PAY for it. I would LOVE to pay you to make that."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018

Working on my shit

Realizing that I got some problems internally and that I need to make changes to myself, and then spending some time away from people so I can make those changes and be a better me.

After me and Vee broke up last winter, I just been working on my shit.

by Sean Vann October 19, 2021

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

own up to my shit

When someone mocks you for not putting a price tag on the foreign objects you leave behind in the toilet it's art some might say, or when you frequently don't flush the toilet and someone notices your master piece. "Hey Sam I've been noticing you've been leaving behind presents in the works toilet 🚽 do you mind flushing it, it stinks." "Of course after you walk across Lego pieces and glass shards we'll have a deal pal."

own up to my shit action, verb, adjective should take part of owning up to your responsibility whether it's physical or imagery.

by alligatorpizza October 25, 2023