do myself 

Masturbate...

I do myself before going to bed every night. I did myself under the desk.

do myself by astrobeardman June 16, 2017

i wanna fucking kill myself

i dont like life :(

Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself

i wanna fucking kill myself by ImTrashBoi July 18, 2023

I fvck myself

i just do

i fvck myself wbu

I fvck myself by ISNSNSNAJWJWJSYEYA September 1, 2021

Neck myself 

The act of a spazmoid preferably named Alex hanging themselves

Oh my god I just wanna neck myself

Neck myself by Boiboialex June 5, 2018

shoot myself in the face 

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

shoot myself in the face by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003

set myself alight 

masturbation

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)

set myself alight by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Brain myself

To “brain myself” means to “kill myself”. Typically used by edgy teens with an oxford dictionary.

Emo 1: bro my mom found my piss drawer im gonna brain myself
Emo 2: yeah me too bro my mom threw away my pony statues, lets form a suicide pact.

Brain myself by leafy is queer June 19, 2019