scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

scooch my balls by anonymous December 29, 2022

Cook my balls 

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

Cook my balls by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

suck my balls

a cute and sassy way of saying “thank you for your input”

Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”

suck my balls by peoneolope March 15, 2023

mixing my balls up

Yet another way of saying that you're confused.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.

bro you mixing my balls up fr

mixing my balls up by phuo June 16, 2023

Breaking my balls 

A literal translation of the Italian phrase : "Rompermi le palle".

Palle can be replaced with coglioni thus becoming "Rompermi I coglioni".
It's used when someone is annoying.
Infinitive : Rompere I coglioni

Italian 1: Hei, lo sapevi che nel contesto di accoppiamento tra umani e Po-
Italian 2: OH MIO DIO. Mi stai rompendo I coglioni.
English :
Italian 1: Hey, did you know that in terms of human and Pokemon bree-
Italian 2: OH MY GOD. You are breaking my balls.

Breaking my balls by Chidubemm0 November 7, 2023

blade my balls 

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

blade my balls by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

Scratching my balls 

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

Scratching my balls by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023