musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.

1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.

by Yakoshi January 24, 2021

Musket Loader

When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.

We all gave your mom the musket loader, and she loved the burn!

by Truly Defined March 7, 2021

The musketeer

When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.

person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"

by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020

The Memphis Musket

When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick

“Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”

by Neolapse December 27, 2022

Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.

Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro

by Dic Handle January 9, 2020

The Musket

A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.

Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.

by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021