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fudge muncher

1. one who engages in the act of felching.

2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:

3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
1. You could tell by the shit stains on his chin, he was a fudge muncher.

2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?

3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
by edjog October 8, 2005
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crumb muncher

children from a single mother (that you want to date)
Sally's got crumb munchers, they are eating up everything!
by KonChaang October 3, 2008
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Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.
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clit-muncher

someone who pours cheerios on a womans clit and then eats it
oliver is such a clit-muncher
by nanaaaahurfhuju August 1, 2013
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nigga muncher

"He was a total nigga muncher"
by Niglet Charcoal July 11, 2016
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Lettuce muncher

A lettuce muncher is a vegan. But not just any old kind, no the worst of the worst. Getting called a lettuce muncher is a pure insult. A lettuce muncher are the kinds of vegan that protest in the streets saying shit like ‘it’s not food, it’s violence’. Lettuce munchers are a pest to society and need to be taken away.
Fuckin’ lettuce munchers protesting shit again!
Someone give that lettuce muncher a steak, it might put some sense into em’!
by Coolo420 April 18, 2019
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jollibee muncher

a term against filipinos as jollibee is attracted by many filipino people
Person 1: i'm from the philippines
Person 2: oh so you're a jollibee muncher?
by basement.999 October 8, 2022
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