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marites always say OMD wich means (oh my d???d) if ur name is sara or tiffany u will never know.
marites will never tell you.
by missomd March 29, 2009
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marit

A synonym for the word bitch, used by males and females
Look, u see that marit over there?
That bitch's crackin'!
by denyo October 29, 2006
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Maritimes

I agree with the other guy, Ryan, who shit all over this region! Because it IS a piece of shit place to live! Friendly people - my ass. I have lived successfully in every major city in Canada. Why the hell did I feel it necessary to come out east then? Fuck knows! The biggest mistake I ever made.
The maritimes breed are just a bunch of sorry-ass whiners and complainers out here - and some who even think they're better than everyone else HA! now if that isn't a Laugh Out Loud notion, nothing is.
by mrc2010 July 28, 2010
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moritz grengs

Me
Hi I'm Moritz Grengs
by Moritz Grengs December 4, 2017
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Maritimer

An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.
"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger

"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."

"Hey!" said the tourist

"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"

"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
by Steve from Summerfield August 25, 2010
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Merit

What a plan usualy has before being executed. The success of the plan reveals wether or not it had merit. If the plan was succesful, the person who concieved the plan is to thank, if un-successful, the plan had merit.
Joe: That's the last time we follow your plan durring a paintball match.
Jake: Hey, the plan had merit, it just wasn't executed corectly.
by YaZe September 6, 2005
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Moritz

sucks d*** in his free time
Moritz is gay
by lollolololololololololololol January 11, 2019
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