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cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."
man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.
by horsecock April 17, 2003
mugGet the cock monkmug.

Roger Monk

rhyming slang for drunk. mainly used by people in frankston, australia.
i am gonna get roger monk at davies and pick up some mingers.
by Steve Chetcuti October 6, 2005
mugGet the Roger Monkmug.

harry monk

Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.
by Harry November 3, 2003
mugGet the harry monkmug.

Return to Monke

(1) when you reject something so common, its like you are returning to the old days (AKA monke age)
(2) when you reject, dislike, or just don't participate in commonly that almost the entirely of society does the opposite of, makeing you into the state of a out cast. you also accept it
(1) broi: reject (insert common thing here) Return to Monke
(2) bruh: AMONG US IS SOOOOO GOOOOD SO MANY UNIQE MODS LOOLOLOLOL
broi: well i like it too, but the community just milks it so much, it becom-
bruh: WHAT HOW DARE YOU, YOU ARE NOW A O U T C A S T
broi: ok sure, reject among us, Return to Monke
by someone else thats not u March 8, 2021
mugGet the Return to Monkemug.

Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.
Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.
by Rob Heath February 11, 2006
mugGet the Spunk on a monkmug.

buddha monk

1. it means you the man with the BUDDHA aka chronic
"PLO STYLE
buddha monks with the owls"
by TicallllllionHmmmmmmmm March 17, 2009
mugGet the buddha monkmug.

monk

A slang term used in Devon England for skunk
Hi mate is there any monk around at the moment?
by Matt October 20, 2004
mugGet the monkmug.

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