Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 2, 2018

moist cave

When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.

Can't believe I got lost in that hookers moist cave. Nearly had to fight my way out or die trying.

by The Mad Titan June 3, 2016

Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot

Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"

by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 23, 2014

moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie

by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015

moist banana

a big ass black cock with yellow inside

the girls like moist bananas

by imakeelu January 2, 2017

MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018