Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 01, 2018

moist frocket

A moist frocket is a very very moist vagina. As a vagina is in the front and is a pocket and all vaginas are moist AF!!!

I went home and tongue punched that moist frocket!!!

by Hairypeters December 04, 2017

moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.

I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!

by NotDaShon December 20, 2016

Moist Maggie

Sticking a pre-moistened finger in someone’s nose.

Like a wet Willy

Bob moved in to give Bill a Wet Willy but he called an audible and went for the Moist Maggie.

by Xavierlives June 02, 2018

Moist raisin

A sweet nice girl who turned into a slut

Yeah she's a real moist raisin now that' she's in college

by 69er February 28, 2016

Moist William

A Moist William is the act of barely inserting your erect penis tip inside an excited girl's wet vagina, promptly pulling it out and sliding the residual vaginal fluid on her inner thigh. The movement should be done in a swift "paint-brush" fashion. After this, for the Moist William to be complete, put your clothes back on, pack your belongings, leave without saying a word, and never call her back.

Aye brody, last night Yanni told me he gave his girl a moist William. She was so confused.

by Bravo MNGMT May 02, 2017