Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 2, 2018

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023

moist carnival

another term for a woman's vagina, as it is moist and full of fun, just like a carnival.

Damn that girl kylie had a moist carnival.

by koth koth February 6, 2017

Moist Duccy

Its Simply just the most holy thing ever

Oh wow look at the Moist Duccy hes ready for Uncle Mark

by Afrocant June 16, 2019

moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.

I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!

by NotDaShon January 22, 2017

Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014