mise

A delightful yet unexpected event.

Mise, my balls dropped!

by SiggaFool April 3, 2003

MISE

Used to mean Maersk International Shipping Education, but also refers to any such person in this program/slave-colony.
MISE's are selfish, stubborn, ignorant, arrogant and alcoholic and all apire to be GAP (Generally Approved Prick).
Many MISE's believe Karlslunde (Denmark) to be hell on earth, or at best "the shit-hole above all".
MISE's used to be controlled by the Sisgaards, a robotic breed of super robots that try to act human - with little success.
MISE's have to go through two years of slaving in Maersk before they are fully brainwashed and claim to have "become blue".
A MISE can be recognized by his/her Unique ID tattoed on their ass and the STAR branded on the other bum cheek.
Furthermore, they have 2/3 the muscles of regular people and have a nervous tick mumbling 'No more CAPS, oh God (Papa Moller) please noo!"

"I see MISE!"
"Look at that arrogant cunt" "Yeah, must be a MISE"
"Are you okay dude, you look... you look kinda Blue"
"Why do you have a star on your right bum cheek??"
"Did the activity room camera just turn..?"

by nahoJ draagsiS October 20, 2008

Les Misérables

The best show in teh world which was performed by Dundee Schools Music Theatre on 26th - 29th August 2003

Weren't they as good as broadway

by Craig Hanlon December 2, 2003

misdefined

As you can see the last sentence is misdefined because America is just 1 continent not 2 ¬_¬

European Dude 1: "I'm going to travel to the Americas"
European Dude 2: "That's misdefined, you mean to America, is just one continent fucktard"

by Markiller69 May 6, 2008

miserated

to be caused to feel miserable

my boss miserated the hell out of me today

by kidmuto June 8, 2009

Mespelli

A total bear that hunts people down and kills them with hairbrushes

Person 1: RUN ITS A MESPELLI!
Mespelli: OH SHIT HE HAS A HAIRBRUSH HES GONNA KILL US

by rock head April 17, 2011

Layonne Maspero

A girl who will change your life, no matter who you are to her or who she is to you. Someone who will absolutely fill you with a sense of hope, a sense of belonging, and a pure feeling of joy. Someone who you cannot help but feel a sense of comfort and understanding towards, it's like you knew her all along. Someone who truly means the world to me.

Oh my god, do I know her?

NO DUDE YOU JUST MET! Don't worry, she's a Layonne Maspero, no wonder you got along so well.

by Tekkerzzzz December 30, 2021