Mac missionary

Someone who proselytizes to their friends and colleagues--PC users--about the virtues of using a Mac

"Oh that Aline, she's such a Mac missionary. She's gotten me and two other colleagues to buy Mac Books in the past month. And you know what? They are better!"

by La(la!) October 15, 2009

on a mission

to be on a mission means to be looking for some greenery or some ass

"driving my lincoln down Imperial, still on a mission for some ass and this chica i met the anoher day keeps paging me...damn who this? i gotta swoop on this one !"

by Swoopa April 24, 2009

The Mission District

The Mission District are an amazing band from Montreal, Quebec. The 6 members - David Rancourt (vocals), Evan Clarke (keyboard), Mike Hand (drums), Travis Barfoot (guitar), Rob Rousseau (guitar), and Antoine Rochette (bass) - are incredibly nice, and genuinely kind to their fans. They reply to all of their comments and messages on myspace, no matter how weird, and they're just pleasant boys to be around.

Not to mention, their music is AMAZING.
Their debut album "Youth Games" was released independently through iTunes on March 1st, 2008.

http://myspace.com/themissiondistrict

Me: I've seen The Mission District LIVE 3 times!
Person1: Cool, were they good?
Me: YES! They were amazing! I've met them too, and they're SUPER nice!

by taylor-loves-tmd December 9, 2008

missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

by slicksal December 13, 2006

failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.

by johnthepon August 21, 2008

the mission impossible

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.

Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!

by steady10 September 6, 2012