Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023

Miracle

A mean insensitive bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else. But sometimes she loves boys who are the opposite of her. She has amazing brains but she used them on something else. She is pretty and has no more flaws than 2.

HI:Miracle Sup
Can you lift 10 lbs

Yeah even 20

by CallerIDBlank April 22, 2019

miracle stellar

she's the woman who is very mysterious but she is very beautiful and very thoughtful she always thinks of your well -being even if she doesn't tell you but expect that she always has a crush on you and she is always worried about how you feel and this woman is very loving and valued of this woman her family and her friends

i love miracle stellar

She's so beautiful inside and out

by Miracle stellar June 7, 2021

Miraclee

This is a girl that falls out the sky from the heavens and you only numb into once. She is rare and beautiful like a paradox of change. She is loving ,kind,smart,warm-hearted and insightful. She believes in others when they don’t believe in themselves and she lifts people up. She could walk in any room and turn the energy up. She is miraclee. The girl of peoples dreams . I would say get you a miraclee but yous don’t deserve a person like her AT ALL

Miraclee:an outstanding girl

by Miraclee November 21, 2023

Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 8, 2015

Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014