Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 14, 2019
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miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.
Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.
by Yourmum9000 July 03, 2021
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Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh
by Freelancers January 08, 2018
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Tobi Miracle

My BEST FRIEND. Tobi lives sonic and has sonic hair. I will bully anyone who messes with Tobi. Tobi has a groovy artstyle and loves drawing bears. KILEE is stinky and Tobis dad is very very fine
Me : *exists*
Tobi Miracle : I got sonic hair now
Me : bet *tobis dad walks in the room* AWOOOOOGA!!!! *my eyes pop out of my head and my tongue flops out of my mouth*
by Xx_Vista08_why August 02, 2023
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Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.
How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
by The Druglord January 30, 2019
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Miracle Meal

A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal
Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal
by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017
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miracle of heaven

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017
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