Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022

Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

minces

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

mincenator

An exceedingly camp homosexual who dominates the gay community, spreading his cum among as many queers as possible

That Rodney, he's a real mincenator. Keep away from him Ken, won't you?

by Ollie April 13, 2005

mindless

Adj. Unable to talk (or at least unable to think in words)

Agent P used to disguise himself as a mindless animal every day in the February of 2008.

by frabrizio November 6, 2017

Prince Of Mince

A homosexual gentleman.

"I always knew he was pillow biter but I didn't realise he was the Prince of Mince"

by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008

Mince pie

A white person that is a black person at heart

Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!

by Lipsticklemonade May 13, 2014