Madison

Madison is definitely someone you’ll want to meet! She had dirty blonde hair with stunning blue eyes. She tries to be funny and crack a joke but doesn’t always make sense or is funny. She always tries to be the best she can in her preferable sport ~ usually something with swimming but more fun (like synchronized swimming). Madison is quite good looking and is reasonably thin (don’t feel bad though cause guys like some curves 😏😏) she usually wears her hair in a side parting or in a ponytail. She also loves to eat food, she tries to eat healthy but her stomach gets the better of her. Madison has mixed gendered friends - boys and girls. Madison likes the color blue and will be a perfect girlfriend although no one usually gives her a chance. She is very stubborn at times but she almost always has a good reason, she likes to speak her mind. Madison loves her friends dearly and will try her hardest to never hurt them.
If you have a Madison, give her a chance.. she might end up very wealthy

Guy1: yo that Madison girl is so stubborn

Guy2: oh cmon man give her a chance
Guy3: well she’s quite funny

*GIVE HER A CHANCE!*

Madison all in all is loving and caring but hides it underneath her wall of self pity.

by mygrandpajustdied October 15, 2018

Madison

The most gorgeous girl in the world. The girl who can always make anyone smile, and is an amazing musician. Madisons are definetely wife material, Madisons can right any wrong and end up being an amazing golfer. Madisons can be a little blonde at times, but it's always good for a laugh. Madisons are definitely worth your time.

Wow she's BEAUTIFUL, her name must be Madison!

by GolferNic February 10, 2013

Madison

A Madison, whether a boy or a girl, is a person that is 100% worth your time. They are interesting, usually in a quirky, weird way. They mesmerize you, being noticably attractive and appealing. They are often more brainy than athletic, though they haven't got a bit of common sense. They may seem angelic or unreal at times. In a word...stunning.

"She's a good girl, loves her momma. Loves Jesus, and America too. She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis. Loves horses, and her boyfriend too."
^John Mayer even wrote about Madison!

by NotMadison12 December 14, 2010

Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010

Mids

Marijuana of varying potency and quality depending on the particular area. For instance, some may call mids marijuana that is as potent as dro but the buds are not as shapely and contain seeds and some stems. They are also lamp dried so the smoke is harsher and not as tasteful. Mids may also be seedless, low stem bud that is easier to brake up but the potency may not be as high so it takes more to get the desired effects.

Mids are what many people start on and what many low budget or occasional smokers stay on.

My buddy wanted to grab a sac of dro but I told him that we can get twice the ammount of mids dor the same price and roll a few blunts.

by Chris the man johnson March 3, 2008

Madison High School

Pretty much all of these definitions are from last year and need to be updated.

The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.

We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.

Madison High School:

senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"

*correction from last year*

any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"

by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT April 17, 2006

Mids

At least near Philadelphia- this means total junk weed. Sticks stems seeds, smells like stale popcorn... the shit that got pressed together in the back of a pickup truck into bricks, and gave meaning to the term "brick weed" ... you don't even wanna smoke it because there's so many seeds and you'll get a headache before you get even remotely stoned..

Tf is this shit bro you said you had Cookies and this shit is like smoking mids... now I remember why I started fuckin wit dabs... real shit dude is this oregano?

by Kempbillton July 29, 2017