michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
michael is a common boring average name
by slayerr August 24, 2007
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Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand
Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 07, 2010
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Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.
Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael
by Sassygirl7 April 04, 2019
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Michael

He is really nice and sweet and he should be the army unless he is fat like me!
He is really nice Michael.
by Mike212121 January 08, 2019
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Michael

He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘
me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws
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Michael

A wholesome blue eyed kid.
He loves you no matter what
He always makes people laugh and he’s really easy too fall in love with!
<Have you seen Michael today>
<YEAH he is soo F###ing HOT!!!!!>
by Princetongirl819 November 30, 2019
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Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.
“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome
“He’s definitely a michael
I love you, Michael”
by Vlyissv August 29, 2018
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