The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
by The Spartender March 17, 2008
Get the meter maid mug.Modern enlightened, sort of rennasance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probally has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.
"You're so metrosexual"
by Merlyn February 10, 2004
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In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train.
Me and my girlfriend thought we would join the ranks of the prestigious mile high club, but had to take the train home instead. We went for the meter high club instead, but forgot that they can throw you off a train a lot easier than a plane.
by do.g October 16, 2007
Get the meter high club mug.mint guys who are SNAGs (also know as metrosexuals) and follow the following rules;
1. dress hot
2. wear awesome shoes
3. very modern haircut
4. 100% disgusted with the thought of being with another man
5. perfect skin and love the skin products
6. love the gym
7. nothing but designer everything
8. read style magazines often e.g GQ
9. knows how to make only the best cocktails and if he drinks beer its top of the line imported
10. cant deal with a mess
also most metros find bogans to be a disgrace
1. dress hot
2. wear awesome shoes
3. very modern haircut
4. 100% disgusted with the thought of being with another man
5. perfect skin and love the skin products
6. love the gym
7. nothing but designer everything
8. read style magazines often e.g GQ
9. knows how to make only the best cocktails and if he drinks beer its top of the line imported
10. cant deal with a mess
also most metros find bogans to be a disgrace
by Mint-Metro December 28, 2005
Get the metro mug.when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
by hellosunshine11 March 27, 2009
Get the metro sexuality mug.Refers to someone who is straight but who practices good grooming, style, fashion sense, etc, but who is homophobic enough to worry it might get him labeled as "gay."
by GrrlsBois January 17, 2004
Get the metro-sexual mug.A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
by APokedex October 22, 2011
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