marijuana dick

When a dude's senses are so dulled by pot he can't get a hard on. Similar to vodka dick.

Last night sucked. My man pulled out his bong and wound up with a case of marijuana dick.

by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016

Marijuana

Overhyped

Marijuana isn't as good as people say it is

by PoonSlayer20 April 19, 2017

miracle medijuana

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

by cherokee1 May 18, 2009

marijuana addiction

ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.

We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.

by Lament For The Last Days October 18, 2008

start to smoke marijuana

a subliminal message in a song by Queen.

when you play the song "Another One Bites the Dust" and hit the chorus on reverse, that is the message being expressed to us.

another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust... *goes into reverse* ... start to smoke marijuana, start to smoke marijuana!

by KRHimself May 31, 2005

marijuana minutes

The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.

Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?

Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.

by Ryan Coconut October 26, 2009

marijuanate

Meri wa nate

1. To not only get high off of smoking weed, but to be completely engulfed by it's smoke for an extended period of time.
2. To hotbox.

1. Before going in to the theater, I'm going to marijuanate in my car.

2. Chicken gets marinaded, you might get marijuanated.

by Sparko March 28, 2008