meason

Reason of mothers. Usually illogical and ridiculously stupid.

A: Hey man wadup?
B: Terrible
A: Why?
B: I got my phone taken away by my mom.
A: What for?
B: Idk... Measons

by asianboi June 5, 2014

Pleasure Measure

The length of a man's pleasure center; i.e. penis.

Did you hear about Mark's pleasure measure? It's absolutely huge!

by Jack of all Beanstalks October 17, 2010

ass measuring

Medical / Verb ~ when a male individual from the same ethnic denomination places their thumbs together extending the lesser fingers laterally in an effort to denote waist and buttock ratios in the opposite sex where body fat is of concern.

Her ass fits perfectly per my ass measuring measurements.

by Fester fester November 15, 2013

mamasuca

a really fat person who can hardly move and do everyday things.

"look at that mamasuca she could do with a makeover"

by jozz August 26, 2005

Megaslor

a super mega slut/whore

dude, did you see that megaslor today, i saw her g-string!

by Sarah Bob. March 26, 2008

Mamasofa

When you try to insult someone.

Your mamasofa t that she can't even got through a door the size of 2 story masion

by Sub to me @Chickendread608 yt August 26, 2018

megashit

a word that replaces the pop song performed by the infamous artist Anson Lo, from the band MIRROR.

Sunny: Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
Chad: What the fuck is that?
Sunny: a song
Chad: what song
Sunny:Megashit

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022